You can never unsee Jacob Wohl’s topless father

Through Jacob Wohl’s truth-seeking press conferences and coffee shop eavesdropping, the Wohl family has developed a brand of integrity and honesty. With the release of a new fundraiser calendar, Jacob’s father, Trump surrogate David Wohl, is strengthening the family name with his beneficence and philanthropy.

2016 Trump campaign surrogate David Wohl is selling a MAGA boudoir calendar, starring himself, for $25. pic.twitter.com/uhNLWojVbk

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Teaming up with Breck Worsham, a self-described ‘freelance journalist’ with a ‘passion for politics and the Constitution’ (same!), Wohl is donating the proceeds of his steamy calendar ‘to aid our wounded warriors and vets’.

According to Mr Wohl, 12,000 people have already purchased the ‘Breck Worsham Official 2020 Calendar’.

Update: We have sold nearly 12,000 calendars in the 3 days that it's been on sale!
Thank you to everyone for supporting #WoundedWarriors and the @GarySiniseFound. 100% of the proceeds go to those GREAT causes! @GarySinise #MAGA

— David Wohl (@DavidWohl) November 21, 2019

After surveying the preview images, it’s easy to see why.

Cockburn appreciates the intimacy between Wohl and Worsham — something only two lovers could possibly achieve…

For the uncultured, Worsham calls Wohl her ‘strong and handsome man’. Amore is in the air!

If you want to see these lovers in action, you can purchase the Wohl-Worsham calendar here.

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