Nicholas Farrell

What if we use the cats as breeders and set up a conveyor belt situation in our huge barn?

My roots are Spanish via the Emerald Isle and I’ve spent half my adult life in Italy

They say the Italians are beautiful and it is true — but not on this beach

There are many candidates on my list of suitors

They use epithets such as ‘neo-fascist’, ‘post-fascist’ and ‘far right’ or ‘the heir to Mussolini’