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Alcohol
‘No, you don’t drink because you love the taste. You drink because you’re a drunk’ 
You need to take care of your brain once you reach your sixties; the days when it effortlessly regenerates after a night on the tiles are over
It’s turned into a kind of parody of liberal authoritarianism while you weren’t looking
I’ll get the last laugh when they’re all haggard and fat!
After a zillion failed speaker votes, there may be only one hope left
The season for porters, stouts, red ales, Bailey’s, eggnog and brandy is the bleak midwinter
